These are your admins that keep the server clean of cheaters, abusers, DM'ers and much more. The party animals that always host the wildest parties and keep the server fun to play on.
"Let's rob the bank, give the money to the poor, then rob the poor and shoot the money!"
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
Dont Make me Give you the Mooooo!
[a funny reference to a movie]
I enjoy long walks on the beach, a good book and raping people outside police stations. My name is Jonas, and i've been playing here since the beginning back in MTA: Race.
Abusing players since 1995
Old Gamers Don't Die, They Respawn
Fighting for Truth / Justice / & the ALMIGHTY MOO!!!!
"Did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama, llama's llama tastes of llama - llama llama duck."
Life is like a squirrel trying to get a nut
"Always make the audience suffer as much as possible." ~ Alfred Hitchcock
I'm Poor /gc gmb [amount]
Long you live and high you fly
Smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
All you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be.
My name is Cristi (duh), I'm from Romania and I am here to keep your wallets safe.
Would you like some cheese with your whine?
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
Hi i'm shep. You will most likely find me chasing down criminals in my rustler or hunting hit contracts like a mad man. If you are either of those... you'd better get running!
"Booze is the answer.. I don't remember the question!"
"No Sheeps avaliable, time to hump a deer."
"BITCH YOU BASIC!"
"I've had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that is a record." - Dylan Thomas
"I'm not out looking for trouble, trouble finds me"
What can I say? I'm Skeeter. You know that one cartoon from a long time ago? Yeah.. that's not me. I'm a mysterious fella but I won't bite if you approach me. Just out having a good time! See you ingame.
"Oh my heavenly blessed beauty 84forlife, whose beauty is divine and everlasting, take all the juice you want from me. It's free."
"Without the gutter my mind would be homeless"
Let me dance in your lovecups and serve you tea.
"All warfare is based on deception."
Hence Ninjas beat all.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the minigun.
I love cookies!
"Bitches love my swag."
"It's a crazy world, so I stay in mine"
Hi there! I am a friendly player and if you need help, just ask. Just be happpppy :)
Hi, I'm Neophyte94. Need help? have a question? contact me.
"Common sense is not so common." ~Voltaire
"I am not a troll. I have never trolled in my life."
"An eye for an eye would make us all look like pirates" - Gandhi
"Don't worry about me, I've never felt better."
Everybody deserves someone who makes them look forward to tomorrow
"Insist on yourself, never imitate."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked." - George Carlin
I used to follow admins now i have to follow myself
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." -Stephen Wright
If the quarter was in your right hand, that would have been micro.
"CnR's Prettiest Admin"
"I think some people care too much... I think its called love" Winnie the Pooh
CnR's Resident Fire and Rescue member
A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but say your mother.
aka SilJ, Silly Jimi, Silliiljjiim, sliljljilljlmnli, etc, etc
I come from Angel Pine
I went to a sick party.
"Of course there are moments that you wonder how long you should be doing it because there are other aspects which are not nice, of this lifestyle. But I just love winning." - Ayrton Senna
"One time at Band Camp..."
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives." -Scott Adams
Type /h for medic support
Who said women can't drive?
If you don't try, you never know what can happen!
Treasure hunting, heh. Treasure finding, yes!
Three can keep a secret if two are dead!!
OI G'DAY M8
"Be the change you want to see in the world"
"If everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane"
"When nothing's going right, go left"
Admins are a Myth!
What A great day for a Barley Sandwich =)
<3 Love You Long Time <3
Hi there! If you need help, feel free to contact me. Also, don't forget YOLO!
What did you say to me?!
To be or not to be. - Shakespeare
To do is to be. - Nietzsche
To be is to do. - Sartre
Do be do be do. - Sinatra.
Be bop do beep. - Wall•e
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
Who is that riding in the Sun? Who is that Guy in the Blue Cheetah? It's Sigma1!
"Everything I've ever done, everything I ever do, every place I've ever been, everywhere I'm going to - it's a sin."
"It doesn't matter, man or woman, white, black, brown, or yellow. We all bleed blue."
THANK YOU BASED GOD
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
"What one fool can do, another can."
Be free from fear. Be fearless and have faith in the divine!
This is my banhammer. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?
If there's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!"
dum spiro, spero!
I came here to make fuk talk
"Life is made of small moments like these" - Above and Beyond
I occasionally enjoy kittens (and cocaine).
WTF ? RDM ?
Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag.
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